Your order
history,
roasted.
Foodburn reads your Swiggy order history and generates a savage, magazine-style roast card you'll be too embarrassed not to share. Drops on the 1st of every month. Call it Burn Day.
Rahul's
November
Burn
Three steps. One deeply personal roast.
Connect Swiggy
Securely link your Swiggy account. Read-only — we never place orders or touch your payment info. Food, Instamart, Dineout, all in.
Get Burned
Our AI reads 30 days of your orders and writes four uncomfortably accurate lines about you. Plus a verdict tag you'll screenshot.
Share the Damage
Get a 1080×1920 card engineered for WhatsApp, Instagram Stories, Twitter. Built to be screenshot, not scrolled past.
The kind of lines we're writing.
"You didn't order food. You outsourced being alive."
"34 orders. 0 vegetables. Bold strategy."
"Theobroma six times. Grief has a flavor now."
Next Burn Day:
December 1
New cards drop on the 1st of every month. Until then, get on the list — you'll be among the first to try the demo.
Questions you're probably having.
Is this affiliated with Swiggy?
No. Foodburn is an independent project built on Swiggy's public MCP platform for developers. We think they're great. They probably think we're weird.
Can you see my payment info?
No. MCP access is strictly read-only order data (restaurants, items, times). We never see payment methods, addresses, or anything sensitive.
What if the roast is too mean?
That's a you problem. But seriously — we tune for "laugh and share," not "cry and close tab." If a line lands wrong, regenerate. It's built in.
How much does it cost?
Free at launch. Monthly cards, the share flow, regeneration — all free. If we ever charge, it'll be for the fancy stuff (couples mode, year-end wrapped, etc.).
Your order history. Roasted monthly.